Month of May
Do you know why this month is called the month of May? Because it May Rain; Because it May snow; Because it May be 80 degrees; Because it May be 20 degrees. In fact, it can be almost all of this, the same day!
Trump was right Again!! “We had criminals and psych lunatics unleashed in our country! “ICE” has just deported Mexican National Ariel who’s wanted in Mexico for his alleged role in the murder of 43 students from Ayotzinapa Teachers College in September 2014. Figueroa, alledged playing a role in one of the most gut wrenching tragedies and letting him hide out in the U.S. for a decade was a slap in the face of justice!
“House passes a bill that future presidents cannot ban oil drilling, without Congress’ approval.”
If you have a keyless car and your key FOB is dead, do this. Bring the FOB to touch the “Press and Start button” and it will detect the correct key. This will turn the car on. It causes a magnet sensor to start the car. Don’t try this with someone else’s car key. Now you can drive your car to pickup a battery.
People wait all day for 5 P.M., all summer for winter, and all winter for all summer, and all of life for happiness. Don’t let the pursuit of tomorrow diminish the joy of today!
“I tapped my Uber driver on the shoulder and he screamed and swerved out on the shoulder — nearly hit a tree before correcting and getting the car under control. I said ‘A little jumpy?’ He said, ‘I’m sorry, it’s my first day driving with Uber. I’ve been driving a Hearse for 20 years!’”
Sadly, someone can read a Bible in prison, but not in school! Perhaps, if they read it in school, they would not be in jail!
Couples that laugh together, stay together, finding joy in imperfections. So, next time frustrations strikes, try a dose of humor. It’t the best glue for love!
I don’t care who this offends, our country needs to hear this. Hell is still hot; Heaven is still holy and God’s way is the only way out of the mess we’re in!
Have a blessed week!
